Intersting day

Ok first off I still haven't activated the Ritual that the universe keeps pushing me towards. We had a busy weekend and all my plans were thrown of the the window. I've been digging over the MiL's garden....I'm getting paid in shoes :) But its a long job, I've been on it 2 days and have only cleared about half of the borders so far. So today I'm pulling handfulls of Ivy out of the hedge...nice to look at but its strangling the hedge and I find a perfectly preserved dried frog. Result! Then carrying a bag of compost out of MiL's car I managed to stagger under the weight of it and smash my head into a tree, giving me a cut that makes me look like I've been lobotomised.